The Twitter Bird’s glassdoor review

 Pros

Patio had excellent snacks.

Cons

Once Space Balls bought us, work life balance went to seed. Expected to be an early bird AND a late owl. PTO policy sucks. Asked for but was denied a week off to fly south for winter. Like, really?? You didn’t notice anything when you hired me?? So much for reasonable accommodation.

No one was interested in my legitimate 30,000 foot view, and the lack of support meant I was always winging it. Forever walking on egg shells around the CEO—dude is a bigger cuckoo than my batshit uncle Sonny.

Terminated with no warning whatsoever. Was offered a role at Boring monitoring carbon monoxide but honestly I would rather fly directly into the engine of a Spirit 747 than work for that dodo again.