nursery rhymes for exes

Little fish clown face, splashing in your pond,

What will you do when the water's gone?

Will you flip, will you flop, will you gasp for air?

Don't look now, but there's no one there! 

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Fibs and frowns and fat, bald lies

Fly back home to your mama's side.

Take your frau and put her in the kitch'

Sew her up quick with a husband stitch!

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Apron strings,

Apron strings,

Cheapskate date.

Quit the bourby and the derby

Ten years late!